Chistes para alegrar tu dia, saludos

-¿Que haces?
-Matando moscas
-¿Has matado alguna?
-Si 4 Machos y 2 Hembras
-¿Como sabes que son machos y hembras?
-4 estaban en la cerveza y 2 en el espejo

-Hola quiero ser parte de los X-Men
-¿Que super poder tienes?
-Estoy pensando en volver con mi ex.
-Perfecto lo llamaremos "la Bestia"

Entrevista de trabajo:
-¿Sabe Excel?
-Claro, hasta me se la cancion...
-Cancion??...cual cancion??
-Esa que dice "¿Y como excel, en que lugar se enamoro de ti?...
-Gracias, no llame, nosotros lo llamamos

Un loco le dice a otro loco
-¿Que haces?
-Una carta
-¿Y para quien?
-Para mi mismo.
-¿Y que dice?
-No se, me llega mañana

Que tengas un buen dia :)

Re: My greetings

Re: My greetings

I am Mrs Julia Iris a retired Economic Operator hospitalized for health reasons. I suffer from heart disease and the results of some of my medical tests showed that my days on earth are numbered, while I have in my Bank a sum of money of Three million four hundred and twenty-five thousand. Euros.

Unfortunately, I have no family or children who will be able to benefit from this money. I was advised by the Catholic bishop and my spiritual guide to inherit it from a person whom I must choose at random, who can put these funds to good use. Reason why I am contacting you today by email given that I am under hospitalization in order to live the rest of my life. You are therefore the beneficiary of 3,425,000 EURO. I offer it to you from the bottom of my heart, I just ask for prayers in return so that my soul may rest in peace on the last day.

Please write to me by Email: juliairi@gmx.net

May the Lord God creator of heaven and earth hear your prayers,

Amen !!

PURCHASING

Hello

My name is Donald F. I am the Purchasing Assistant at Beaver Annxor Metals LLC in the United Kingdom. I'm interested in establishing cordial/ business relationships with you.
I have a business proposal for you and I think you might be interested in it 
I await your response

Sincerely,
Donald Fuss 
donaldfuss33@gmail.com

--Inquiry--

Hello

I' am Mr. Andrew Hedger I represent a good Investor as a financial consultant. We need a good and viable good Business Plan from a capable company all over the world.

My Principal Investor can invest on your behalf in a viable Project I feel great to contact you and if you welcomemes our business proposal both parties will meet face to face and have a round-table meeting together and after that the investor will visit you to see your project site in your country before putting down his fund After that a good documentation will be carried out between your company and the Investor.

If you are interested, get back to me as soon as possible.

Regards.

Dr. Andrew hedger 

Inquiry

Hello

I' am Mr. Andrew Hedger I represent a good Investor as a financial consultant. We need a good and viable good Business Plan from a capable company all over the world.

My Principal Investor can invest on your behalf in a viable Project I feel great to contact you and if you welcomemes our business proposal both parties will meet face to face and have a round-table meeting together and after that the investor will visit you to see your project site in your country before putting down his fund After that a good documentation will be carried out between your company and the Investor.

If you are interested, get back to me as soon as possible.

Regards.

Dr. Andrew hedger 

Event. Join us this Saturday (5th) for the Northern Short Story Festival Academy Showcase 2022 with Naomi Booth

The latest news from the Northern Short Story Festival 2022

View this email in your browser Northern Short Story Festival Academy Showcase 2022 with Naomi Booth.  This Saturday, 3pm, at Farsley Lit Fest . Hear writers from the Northern Short Story Festival Academy read with special guest author Naomi Booth. Book your tickets today! Don't miss out. Book Now We've got a fantastic event for you this Saturday (5th) as part of Farsley Lit Fest and supported by Truman Books.  Our Academy Showcase 2022 will feature readings from Lucy Brighton, John Biglands, Vicky Pointing, Lyn Towers and Kate Vine, hosted by author Anna Chilvers and with special guest author Naomi Booth (Animals at Night, Dead Ink, 2022). Join as we explore the short story form at 3pm at the Constitutional in Farsley, Leeds. Book your tickets here.  Car parking is free at Sunny Bank Mills which is next door to the venue.  We never turn anyone away for lack of funds so please contact us at northernshortstoryfestival@gmail.com if you would like to come along. The Northern Short Story Festival Academy is part of The Northern Short Story Festival and Leeds Big Bookend, and is supported by Arts@Leeds, part of Leeds City Council, and the Walter Swan Trust. Copyright © 2022 The Leeds Big Bookend, All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: info@bigbookend.co.uk unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

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Event. Join us on Saturday 5th November for the Northern Short Story Festival Academy Showcase 2022

The latest news from the Northern Short Story Festival 2022

View this email in your browser Northern Short Story Festival Academy Showcase 2022 with Naomi Booth.  Saturday 5th November, 3pm. Hear writers from the Northern Short Story Festival Academy read with special guest author Naomi Booth. Book your tickets today! Don't miss out. Book Now We've got a fantastic event for you on Saturday 5th November as part of Farsley Lit Fest and supported by Truman Books.  Our Academy Showcase 2022 will feature readings from Lucy Brighton, John Biglands, Vicky Pointing, Lyn Towers and Kate Vine, hosted by author Anna Chilvers and with special guest author Naomi Booth (Animals at Night, Dead Ink, 2022). Join as we explore the short story form at 3pm at the Constitutional in Farsley, Leeds. Book your tickets here. We never turn anyone away for lack of funds so please contact us at northernshortstoryfestival@gmail.com if you would like to come along. The Northern Short Story Festival Academy is part of The Northern Short Story Festival and Leeds Big Bookend, and is supported by Arts@Leeds, part of Leeds City Council, and the Walter Swan Trust. Copyright © 2022 The Leeds Big Bookend, All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: info@bigbookend.co.uk unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

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Short Story Writers! This is Your Last Chance to Apply to Join The Northern Short Story Festival's Academy. Submissions Close on Friday.

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View this email in your browser This Is Your Last Chance To Apply To Join The Northern Short Story Festival Academy 2023. Closes Friday. It's Free! Take your writing to the next level. Applications for the Northern Short Story Festival Academy close this Friday 7th October. Further information and application details Apply Now What's it all about? The Northern Short Story Festival Academy is a development programme which helps short story writers to take their writing to the next level, and for the first time it is open to any writer who is based in the North of England. Perhaps you've published a few stories already, in print or online, or had stories placed or longlisted in competitions. If you're serious about short story writing, aged 18+ and are resident in the North of England we want to hear from you! Participants will join a monthly workshop critique group, from January-June 2023, led by writer Anna Chilvers, where they will read and critique each others' stories. The workshop group will take place once a month on a Monday evening via Zoom.  This is a rare development opportunity for short story writers. Places on the scheme are limited and entry is by application only. Applications are open until midnight this Friday, 7th October 2022. It's completely free.  For information on eligibility, and details of how to apply, please read here. The Northern Short Story Festival Academy is part of The Northern Short Story Festival and Leeds Big Bookend, and is supported by Arts@Leeds, part of Leeds City Council, and the Walter Swan Trust. Copyright © 2022 The Leeds Big Bookend, All rights reserved. Our mailing address is: info@bigbookend.co.uk unsubscribe from this list    update subscription preferences

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