Chistes para alegrar tu dia, saludos

-¿Que haces?
-Matando moscas
-¿Has matado alguna?
-Si 4 Machos y 2 Hembras
-¿Como sabes que son machos y hembras?
-4 estaban en la cerveza y 2 en el espejo

-Hola quiero ser parte de los X-Men
-¿Que super poder tienes?
-Estoy pensando en volver con mi ex.
-Perfecto lo llamaremos "la Bestia"

Entrevista de trabajo:
-¿Sabe Excel?
-Claro, hasta me se la cancion...
-Cancion??...cual cancion??
-Esa que dice "¿Y como excel, en que lugar se enamoro de ti?...
-Gracias, no llame, nosotros lo llamamos

Un loco le dice a otro loco
-¿Que haces?
-Una carta
-¿Y para quien?
-Para mi mismo.
-¿Y que dice?
-No se, me llega mañana

Que tengas un buen dia :)

Re: My greetings

Re: My greetings

I am Mrs Julia Iris a retired Economic Operator hospitalized for health reasons. I suffer from heart disease and the results of some of my medical tests showed that my days on earth are numbered, while I have in my Bank a sum of money of Three million four hundred and twenty-five thousand. Euros.

Unfortunately, I have no family or children who will be able to benefit from this money. I was advised by the Catholic bishop and my spiritual guide to inherit it from a person whom I must choose at random, who can put these funds to good use. Reason why I am contacting you today by email given that I am under hospitalization in order to live the rest of my life. You are therefore the beneficiary of 3,425,000 EURO. I offer it to you from the bottom of my heart, I just ask for prayers in return so that my soul may rest in peace on the last day.

Please write to me by Email: juliairi@gmx.net

May the Lord God creator of heaven and earth hear your prayers,

Amen !!

PURCHASING

Hello

My name is Donald F. I am the Purchasing Assistant at Beaver Annxor Metals LLC in the United Kingdom. I'm interested in establishing cordial/ business relationships with you.
I have a business proposal for you and I think you might be interested in it 
I await your response

Sincerely,
Donald Fuss 
donaldfuss33@gmail.com

--Inquiry--

Hello

I' am Mr. Andrew Hedger I represent a good Investor as a financial consultant. We need a good and viable good Business Plan from a capable company all over the world.

My Principal Investor can invest on your behalf in a viable Project I feel great to contact you and if you welcomemes our business proposal both parties will meet face to face and have a round-table meeting together and after that the investor will visit you to see your project site in your country before putting down his fund After that a good documentation will be carried out between your company and the Investor.

If you are interested, get back to me as soon as possible.

Regards.

Dr. Andrew hedger 

Inquiry

Hello

I' am Mr. Andrew Hedger I represent a good Investor as a financial consultant. We need a good and viable good Business Plan from a capable company all over the world.

My Principal Investor can invest on your behalf in a viable Project I feel great to contact you and if you welcomemes our business proposal both parties will meet face to face and have a round-table meeting together and after that the investor will visit you to see your project site in your country before putting down his fund After that a good documentation will be carried out between your company and the Investor.

If you are interested, get back to me as soon as possible.

Regards.

Dr. Andrew hedger